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A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. warcraft powerleveling

“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who died recently.” warcraft power leveling
“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “is there anything I can do for you?” world of warcraft power leveling
“Yes,” she said, “as I’m leaving, would you say’Goodbye, mother?’ It would make me feel so much better.” world of warcraft powerleveling
“Sure,” answered the young man. warcraft powerleveling
As the old woman was leaving, he called out,”Goodbye, Mother!” Then, as he stepped up to the　checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.00. “How can that be?” he asked. “I only purchased a few things!” warcraft power leveling
The clerk replied, “Your mother said you’d pay for her.” world of warcraft power leveling

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After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab. world of warcraft power leveling
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger. warcraft power leveling
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time. warcraft powerleveling
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker. Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: ‘I don’t know the time.’ He sticks the paper to his windshield. world of warcraft powerleveling
But he is awoken again — “It’s 5:25,” says another jogger. warcraft powerleveling

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A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. warcraft powerleveling
“Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.” The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, warcraft power leveling
“Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.” world of warcraft power leveling
The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. world of warcraft powerleveling
The frog is really frustrated. “I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.” warcraft powerleveling
The guy says, “Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool.!” warcraft power leveling

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Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. world of warcraft power leveling
He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time… warcraft power leveling
“Class,” said he, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things… What am I?” warcraft powerleveling
A little boy on the front row said, “You’re a mother!” world of warcraft powerleveling

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A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. warcraft powerleveling
“Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.” The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. The frog starts shouting, warcraft power leveling
“Hey! Didn’t you hear me? I’m a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.” world of warcraft power leveling
The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back. world of warcraft powerleveling
The frog is really frustrated. “I don’t get it. Why won’t you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.” warcraft powerleveling
The guy says, “Look, I’m a computer geek. I don’t have time for girls. But a talking frog is cool.!” warcraft power leveling

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. world of warcraft power leveling
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!’ warcraft power leveling
The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.’ warcraft powerleveling
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ world of warcraft powerleveling
The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’ warcraft power leveling
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, ‘This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.’ warcraft powerleveling
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